Thursday, January 15, 2004
Now at last, A'Tuin is ready to voice the political opionions that prompted him to set up a blog in the first place.
"I am a Demmocratt. Yu woud be 2 if you had spent 8 million years supporting 4 elefants and in retrn just geting sh*t on."
"I am a Demmocratt. Yu woud be 2 if you had spent 8 million years supporting 4 elefants and in retrn just geting sh*t on."
Sunday, January 04, 2004
A'Tuin tries to figure out what to put in his brand new weblog. A few millennia pass as he reasons it out, distracted briefly by drips from the Discworld above as an Ice Age ends. Finally the words come to him. Hesitantly, he pecks them out:
"Helllllo werld."
Mighty space turtles aren't very good at spelling.
"Helllllo werld."
Mighty space turtles aren't very good at spelling.
The giant turtle slowly moves a flipper across a keyboard he cobbled together from 4 small moons. "Damn," says the turtle, "this thing needs a backspace key."